dunned off

when you completely cut someone out of your life so much that they are now dead to you

Tim: hey are you gonna chill with me and Joe today?
Steven: No, you know i dunned him off last week after what he did
Tim:oh. i knew you were mad but i didn't think he was dunned off

by Hazelgirl February 23, 2010

u off 1

being high... being completly baked and not being able to control a conversation with someone else.

"man you off 1 today?"..." yeah man got that good shit."

by Mizz;Dizzy January 11, 2010

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Tanked Off

A subejective rejection mood. It's one of those emotional times (mostly found in guys) where you don't want to be subjectively nice to a certain person. Everyone can notice the mood, it's the mood between aggetated and pissed off. Another way to say Tanked Off is a boys time of month.

Charile came into work aggetated that his mother kicked him out.

His girlfriend comes in and breaks up with him currently making him Tanked Off. he rufuses to do his daily activities and work.

At the end of the day Charle's boss fires him. Now he's pissed off.

by LordWaffleKisses November 10, 2009

faxed off

When a person gives you a fax number to call when he or she doesn't want to give you their real phone number

"Yo, I got five numbers last night but half of them were faxed off."

by Slade Enanian November 11, 2009

Hop off of his Swagg

When s girl likes a boy she digs his swagger but if she decides to break up with him she might say "I hopped off of his swagg" The same goes for a crush if she decides to get over him she is hopping off of his swagg.

Dana: " I'm just over him ima hop off of his swagg"

Kelly: "It's about time, that relationship is going nowhere"

by RISsKy December 4, 2009