Pulling a Niff

The duplicitous act of claiming you're going to do something with full intention immediately followed by falling off the planet all the while continually giving updates stating you're on the way in a place you are actually not even near inevitably ending up at the Crazy Cowboy.

Jennifer said she was going to visit Sydney this weekend, but didn't, as expected (duh). She must have been Pulling a Niff.

by JAS Ian November 6, 2009

pulling a douchy

to get an erection

Dude, Kristen just walked by, and im totally pulling a douchy right now

Don't pull a douchy at the dinner table.

by Peaches491 November 30, 2009

pulled a tiger

to sleep around with multiple people simultaneously while having an attractive partner, who finds out about all said affairs at the same time and explodes in a rage

OR

you been slammin wholatta hos on the sly and your hot-ass beotch wiggs

he sorry as hell he pulled a tiger!

by GAHCK December 3, 2009

pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls

"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck

by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009

Pulling a Laur

Acting like a brat who expects the world to revolve around them

he was pulling a laur because he wanted to go to the rollerdome, the beach, and the mall and expected his mother to drop everything and drive him there.

by Ava Kado December 14, 2009

pulling a bs

A guy that enjoys wheeeling eighteen girls all at once and hides it by telling each one something to make them feel special.

B to girl # 1: YOUR SO PRETTY.

B to girl # 2: YOUR GORGEOUS, LETS GET MARRIED.

B to girl # 3: COME OVER? :)

and so on times 15 ... pulling a bs

by jsdkfbjkdngvjadfv December 22, 2009

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011