2 definitions by zongheadluvr

pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls

"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck

by zongheadluvr December 9, 2009

Pull a Jason

When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade

-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!

-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning

by zongheadluvr December 7, 2009