fizzy pop cock glock

When you give your partner an enema with classic coke and then wrap your c**k with a fruit roll-up and pop rocks, then jam an entire pack of mentos into their a**. Then proceed to have a**l s*x with them until you either buss or are forced out at mach f**k from their a** that has now become a legal weapon

"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".

by Subaluwa October 22, 2025

Hork Hork Hork Glorp Glorp Gloop Gloop Gloop Doot Doot

Gibberish nonsense that apparently describes cake

"Hork hork hork glorp glorp gloop gloop gloop doot doot, Cake at Stake!"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Post Goon Glow

(PGG)

The phenomenon of a person who has recently gooned having a sudden but fleeting glow up

“I looked in the mirror immediately after beating my shit raw to femboys and damn I looked amazing, that’s that post goon glow”

by CloudBax November 16, 2025

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they take a dump.

They listened to old GG Allin records while he pulled off The Augustus Gloop

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they are taking a dump.

They listened to GG Allin records while he pep-talked her into doing The Augustus Gloop.

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

six walker glow

noun to describe losers, somebody with a six walker glow would usually be an incel or weeaboo, DNI with anyone who has a six walker glow

Loser: does anyone know where i can get some hot anime figures
Swag Guy: you have such a six walker glow bro get outta here

by Crackenheim December 2, 2025

The russian glove

When you dip your hand in dogshit, and shove it up your girlfriends ass.

Sorry Jessica can't answer the phone right now, I'm giving her a The russian glove.

by dennis_the_menace2 January 12, 2026