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chuck one up her 

To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.

Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.

The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.
"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"
chuck one up her by Cat Dander August 29, 2017
kissing someone on the lips, in lead up to second base.
"YES!!!!!! i made it to base one with Pamela!!!"

"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"
base one by Mags Skecthy September 8, 2017

Fresh One 

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.
1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.
Fresh One by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017

Foggy one 

A cigarette.
Alludes to the fog of smoke you stand in while having one.
"Shall we go out for a foggy one?"
"I'm just popping out for a foggy one."
Foggy one by XtraThiccBeverage October 24, 2017

tier one timmy 

operator (telephone operator). a paratrooper who is fortunate enough to have fought with teams. totally earned a bronze star.
tier one Timmy is a name our XO invented.

clever one

That one Bitch who won’t tell you their name no matter how many times you ask. They will try their best to avoid the question
Me: WHO IS U? Me: what’s your anonymous: u is u
Me: what’s your name? Clever one?

Anonymous: I’m the clever one
clever one by Sinister.Angel1 November 20, 2017