one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

prune eyes

When you have gone to sleep late and wake up 4-6 hours later and you can barely open your eyes because your so tired

Mate you got some serious prune eyes

Yeah I stayed up late last night

by Daddy tree January 29, 2018

uneven eyebrows

As the name implies it means uneven eyebrows but what I wanted to tell you is the feeling of the urge for death that comes with it.

Ilayda: What is wrong?
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...

by MamaStella January 29, 2018

grass eyes

When you smoke weed so much that your eyes droop down all the time

Dude1: vro you look really tired
Dude2: nah, I smoked so much weed I got grass eyes

by Deeeeelan February 21, 2018

bug-eyes

a word to describe someone who has eyes almost as big as him

The really fat kid named will is retarded has bug-eyes.

by Small Snack May 8, 2018

Hoozy Eyes

When someone has glossed/glazed over eyes and looks messed up possibly from sinus problems or being stoned.

"Man that dude's got some hoozy eyes!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018