big dumb face

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by lol September 16, 2003

Croydon face lift

Derived from the actions of famous supermodel Kate Moss.

The action of scraping your hair back so tightly into a pony tail and as a result, lifting the face.

You know girl, i got me a Croydon Face lift!

by ChrissytheBlack July 25, 2011

jizz face limey

It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of shit island known as Great Britain. Most if not all are totally jealous that we are the 1st country to get it done right. But they are still better then those nasty ass frogs over in France. ...Oh by the way great move by your queer ass Prince Harry, wearing that Nazi uniform. Real classy!! We should come ove there and throw him in an Jew burning oven. See how he likes that.

Every one in Great Britain except Tony Blair, is a Jizz Face Limey.

by Gary B January 16, 2005

whey face

whey face is an adjective used to describe me because i am soo awsome and godlike thats why my name is whey face. whey face-god whey face-god get it? i do and if you dont then your a dookfonker

"WHOOOOOOo i am such a whey face!"

by whey face May 30, 2003

generic face syndrome

"i cant tell the difference between him and the last guy you dated"
"yeah they both suffer from generic face syndrome"
Also known as
GFS

standardnothingspecial averagejoe plainjane generic generic face syndrome

by laurtat August 7, 2011

bearded-faced lie

A statement that sounds like a lie, but is actually true.

Obama's claim that a public option will save money is a bearded-faced lie.

by perfectlycromulentwordguy March 9, 2010

in your face bitch

A saying commonly used as a predecessor to ejaculating on a prostitute's facial region.

Gentleman 1- "I was fornicating with a lady of the night last fortnight and right before releasing my semen, I yelled, "In your face bitch!""

Gentleman 2- "Jolly good show!"

by Cr8ch McVanderluv May 15, 2014