When you shove a racoon in your friends ass so they can no longer shit and then wait 3-4 days and during sex you pull the raccoon out so a fountain of shit spews everywhere.
by Zoodonym May 19, 2019
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Get the Ratchet Racoon mug.That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.
Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
by Raccald trump May 29, 2019
Get the michael raccson mug.Person 1: How’s Big Rache doing?
Person 2: Great! I heard she just won a tony for doing Dear Evan Hansen!
Person 2: Great! I heard she just won a tony for doing Dear Evan Hansen!
by Fudgggnugggit July 6, 2019
Get the Big Rache mug.When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.
“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”
by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019
Get the Drag racing mug.A 69 race is when two people in the 69 position engage in a race to see who can make the other cum first. The winner is the one who makes the other finish first. The loser MUST finish the other person off either by hand or oral.
Person 1: Dude me and Stacey had a 69-race last night.
Person 2: Who won?
Person 1: She did so I finished her off by fingering her and eating her out.
Person 2: Who won?
Person 1: She did so I finished her off by fingering her and eating her out.
by Oldmjim August 22, 2019
Get the 69-Race mug.a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.
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