four cock mouth

A girl with a large mouth. Large enough to fit four cocks in.

Gaz: Check her oot, she's got a four cock mouth!!!
Rich: So's yer maw

by Gazamundo October 3, 2011

cock m00f

The adding of cock (aka; the peni) to the (of moof,m00f)

You're such a cock m00f George

by Shaft May 28, 2003

limp cock and no lube

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.

"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

cock sucking bastard

cock sucking bastard.Adj.-Often refered to as cock sucking bastard by their mate or fucking companion when dissappointed. Verb-A homosexual who is literally sucking a cock and has no father figure.

Ki-Ki: My boy friend went and threw his saggie nuts arond on some skanky slut.
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!

by Nicole September 19, 2003

Second-hand Cock

The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.

situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.

by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004

cock master

realy stupid and not doing what you expect it would

this computer is such a cock master

by sam November 5, 2003

Cock au Van

A sexual encounter that has occurred in the rear (or the front, if the participants are especially limber) of some motorised vehicle, for example a van, truck, estate car or station wagon.

Can also relate to sexual favours offered by a hitch hiker to one who offers a lengthy ride with minimal questions asked.

Can also relate to sexual favours delivered by a prostitute to a John.

Hey Darlin. Do you like cock au van? I'll bring the cock if you'll bring the fucking van. Ho Ho Ho.

Oi Gary, get the car keys, I'm gagging for a spot of the old Cock au Van.

Listen lads, I need to use the company vehicle this weekend. Ive promised Rita from the the sweet shop a bit of Cock au Van.

by goody5 December 7, 2010