One function sex

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.
I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.
by moondoggie84 October 27, 2016
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One of Them Ones

A universal term, that in any conversation no matter what subject its on, can be used to describe someone.
You heard about how R-Kelly doing all those stuff to children? He's one of them ones
by flashgames101 June 03, 2025
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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 06, 2021
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one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.
That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.
by Chiefs15forlife July 27, 2023
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Stink One

A saying commonly used in New Zealand to express disappointment in somebody, it can also be used whenever someone lets you down so massively, you want to let them know how much they fucked up using just two words.
"Did ya grab me a pie mate?"
"Na"
"Aw, stink one"
by Jackamamie October 21, 2022
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One of those Fridays

A Friday evening, usually following a particularly trying week, marked by excessive drinking, questionable decision-making, the inability to recall said drinking or decision making, and other generally poor behavior.
This has been a long-ass week...this is definitely going to be one of those Fridays.
by grumpalicious August 19, 2011
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Code one eight

A code phrase used to describe the presence of a girl that has sex with guys in order to get pregnant and collect child support for the next eighteen years. Can also describe a situation where a guy has potentially impregnated one of these girls.
Code one eight, man. Jessica thinks she’s pregnant and she says she doesn’t want anything to do with me.
by Silverslash January 19, 2019
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