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Jack Hemsley

A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.
by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019
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Jack

A Boy that shouts Fuck at his TV if he looses a game of Fortnite.

@PappaJackii
Is that Jack over there, Don,t mess with that Guy.
by PappaJackii May 5, 2020
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Jack

He is the hottest person in the world and his penis is so large that it is comparable to the burj khalifa, he is the best at everything and will make you want to sit down and slurp his dick until you die
He is Jack
by Sbeiiritndudjen334 October 4, 2022
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jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder
i jack off to mia khalifa
by HighPing June 4, 2019
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Jack

Dyslexic and very short. If u come across one be careful because rangas have short tempers. They are also dropped meat pies.
look at that gay tranny he’s such a jack
by Not a ranga April 22, 2019
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jacked off

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022
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skid jack

"That skid jack keeps looking up the skirts of the girls on the roller coaster"
by Muffinbruiser1 May 19, 2016
mugGet the skid jackmug.

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