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Small ones

Decisions your spouse makes cause you got the control.
I am making strategy decisions.. tingting is making small ones.
by Atpita October 26, 2017
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clever one

That one Bitch who won’t tell you their name no matter how many times you ask. They will try their best to avoid the question
Me: WHO IS U? Me: what’s your anonymous: u is u
Me: what’s your name? Clever one?

Anonymous: I’m the clever one
by Sinister.Angel1 November 20, 2017
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One-upper

The phrase used to describe the consumption of drugs (particularly MDMA) orally usually in the parachute form done by placing the substance in a small piece of toilet paper or similar material and consuming with a drink usually alcoholic or juice.
I’m probably going to do a one-upper with this M, it lasts way longer.
by Wolfraider May 17, 2020
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One Grantai

One Grantai is an apartment located in Macau , China. To get there you either walk up a hill , approximately 15 minutes, or take the shuttle bus.
-Hey, where are you going tonight?
- Hey, Im going to One Grantai
by WariduWarida January 16, 2019
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One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
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The Oiled One

The Boiled One Covered In Baby Oil and with butt implants for sexual content
man I would rape the Oiled one
by SIgmaOiler April 15, 2024
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one-month meme

A meme that gets increasingly popular over the coarse of a month until the height of its popularity, when it suddenly dies when the month ends, rarely to be heard of or spoken again.
Person 1: *posts a big chungus meme*
Person 2: Dude that was a one-month meme. Its not funny anymore.
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