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slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019
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Grill This Cheese

Used in two different ways, one way is to show that you have lost interest into something and wish to do something else.
Also used in a way to show defense against someone who mocks you
(Example 1)
Me: Man, this party is straight farm to nug bro, let's grill this cheese
Friend: Ight bro, this place is boring
(Example 2)

Yo i'm really bout to grill this cheese right now if he don't stop talking that bull
by Carter720 March 12, 2019
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Mean grilled cheese

An outrageous spectacular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious grilled cheese. Superior to all other grilled cheeses.
Baxter: What’s for dinner?
Trick: I’m making some mean grilled cheeses you want one?
Baxter: yeye
by TuckYourChainz March 13, 2019
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Off the CHEESE

If Chanel asks me to direct a campaign, that shit will be off the CHEESE.
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Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.
by Bickerith May 31, 2019
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i'm like cheese

Dude, to be honest... what in the holy name of God compelled you to search up the definition of this?

I'm pretty sure the term, "I'm like cheese" is either used as a way of saying, "I stink" or I burn easily without tanning...I'm either white or red...I'M IRISH!
Oof, dude, just went to the beach and played some volleyball whilst forgetting deodorant and sunscreen; now I'm like cheese!
by PotterHead uwu July 2, 2019
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National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019
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