bagged

Getting caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing

Mr. B: *Walks into school bathroom, sees four kids smoking a cart* What the hell is going on in here?!?!?
Marcus: Oh shit we're getting bagged *runs away*
Jason: Thank god I was boutta get suspended

by Jason Vance December 18, 2019

bag of hammers

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.

You seem to have had a bad day. You look like a bag of hammers!!

by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019

Brown bagged

To take your colostomy bag and hit/pour it on another person

He was so mad at his boss that he brown bagged him as he left.

by Scotterbug October 25, 2022

Bag-A-Bitch

A woman with an appealing body but ugly face.

Reece: "yo, check out Sydney, tell me you wouldn't smash!!"
Alfie: "Nah bro, she's a total bag-a-bitch."

by itzreee March 22, 2023

garbage bag jingle

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.

“You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”

by Duwmeister April 20, 2018

bag

The bag is the sole force of creation in the universe. The bag represents all, and all is of the bag.

In the beginning, there was bag, and the BAG said, "Let there be bag!"

by Baggernathy January 29, 2019

bag of sammie

Just a literal bag full of plupped up cocks, in fact the bag is actually made of scrotal tissue and hair.

Man my mom has literally been a bag of sammies all day bro

by Sammie420hatter September 16, 2018