Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020

Stop it I don't like it

The phrase teachers and elders have taught the younglings.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.

*Bully Beating a Kid*
Kid: Stop It I don't like it!
Bully: Yeah ok, you won this time...

by Trumpium February 14, 2022

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

come also sounds like

its a white liquid thats like gel and it comes out of your viginia males also have it but less than female and its what causes a female to be pregnant you in lemons when they say hot seedmeaning sex for no reason

male: omg what is this?
Female it is my come also sounds like

by anonymous December 15, 2020

ship-like

Someone who can be shipped with anyone; mostly used with celebrities.

I sometimes imagine myself dating and being with Danny DeVito 'coz he's ship-like.

by someone from the internet October 23, 2020

You smell like you're from England!

A random insult given from a pedestrian in the game GTA San Andreas.

CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023