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Lads and Cunts

I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.
by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022
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cunt

A bitch named audrey who spits on other people and has never invested in a toothbrush in her life. She also can’t keep friends because she’s a cunt.
Audrey is such a cunt.
by borderhopper2000 December 20, 2023
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Fucking Cunt Ass Bitch

A generally stupid person, rarely used as a joke, a cunt is the worst thing you can call someone.
“Bro you’re so goofy shut the fuck up you fucking cunt ass bitch😹😹”
by Hsbshsjbudns1838 September 2, 2022
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cunt struck

Similar to dickmatized but meaning a man or lesbian woman who is hypnotized by a woman's vajajay.
Shirley is cunt struck by her new hook up, Yolanda. Since she is bisexual ,let's hope her boyfriend, Bradley is just as cunt struck when they have that threesome!
by Nath'l November 4, 2017
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cunting

When entitled, older ,white women with a chip on their shoulder go out in public for the sole purpose of verbally assaulting some random person for no sane or good reason. They disarm their victim with their high pitched screetch rivaling a rabid banshee, causing confusion and complete irritation for their prey. They are women on the verge that strive to ruin the day of a complete stranger because their husband doesn't want to touch them anymore.
Karen was fed up of not getting any attention at home so she decided to go cunting at the supermarket to see who she can force her suckage on. Cougars hunt while the Karen cunts, they love cunting.
by anonymous February 4, 2022
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Plumb Cunt

When someone makes a monumental stupid choice and it effects the outcome of the whole situation.
Paint the wall Red Gareth”
“Ok”

The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”

“Oooops, I thought you said Green”
by Merv the swerve February 7, 2021
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Cunt

Someone who exaggerates pretty much about everything does not know how to act. Is crazy and jealous.
by Halalujer November 30, 2022
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