Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 15, 2021

boba baby

a monkey will really beady eyes that would look better dead

insult :
person 1: that mf looks like he was bred from 2 boba babies

person 2 : facts

general use

person 1: did you see that boba baby at the zoo?
person 2: yeah i wish i could’ve just tossed it in a jet engine

by SeanSprout October 27, 2022

tar baby

An individual who cannot play the guitar.

"Hey did you like that band's new song"

"Nah man the lead guitarist is a tar baby"

by metalman June 14, 2022

tar babies

When a smoker runs out of cigarettes and collects the tobacco from the butts to roll one.

She finished the pack last night and this morning was smoking tar babies.

by Zha Zhu February 11, 2021

Tar babies

African babies.

Tar babies are the blackest babies you will ever see.

by UltimateDoge October 03, 2021

tar baby

a herion addict (specifically black tar herion), more often used to describe a female

We never see her any more. She's turned into a total tar baby.

by June 30, 2024

Lil Baby

Not very good.

(Nah, jk jk he is a good person)

Lil baby makes songs

by AUtsinDell March 16, 2021