sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

Lets DO something!

Wank tosspot MBA phase to 'motivate' perceived lesser individuals

speads virally, thrives in an environment of nerdy dead arsery

Me: Look arse, this report is still arsefest, I'm outahere

Boss: ok, Lets DO something! (You stay late and work your arse off, whilst I continue counting my money)

Me: Ok, you do something cunt. Swivel on my stapler, take a spin on me hole-puncher, take your MBA and shove it up your arse.. etc etc

by Alice Sea Kitten April 23, 2004

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

Doed

The person who's going 25 mph on a busy street; a slow driver; a driver that annoys you due to their slow speeds

Person 1- Bro why are you going so slow the speed limit is 40?
Person 2- Because this mf Doed wants to take his time.

by ruszzan February 9, 2022

Already doing it

I was already working 80 hours a week when you stole my shit, so no I'm not working for the people who stole from me. Fuck your job.

Hym "I was already doing it. I don't need to work harder. You don't fucking work 80 hours a week you piece of shit how many man-hours is the fucking AI working you fuck! You don't need more you YOU NEED TO PAY ME YOU RETARDED FUCK. If I get YOUR kids, make sure you get HIS kids. That's all I'm saying."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

Doing a Finley Richardson

Moving on rapidly after being rejected because you've got nothing better to do with your life.

Bonus points if you run like a headless chicken or flex 24/7

"broski im doing a Finley Richardson, she rejected me bro 😞" 🧑🏻
"Damn you such a man slag broski but good for you? Wanna hit chest and arms sometime" 🧑🏼

by sausagemunchesonmuff December 3, 2023