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how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022
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get fucking gotted

when someone says something that really gets you there and you cant say anything back to defend yourself
marla: youre a dumb whore
hana: hey!
marla: yeah get fucking gotted
by marlknight March 11, 2018
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let's get it gamers

A phrase used for motivating others or yourself to achieve something in a videogame
Jack while playing CoD with Mike, Bob and Shrek: “Let's get it gamers!”
Bob: “Get what?”
Mike: “Your mom's pussy.”
Shrek: “At this rate you're not gonna get any pussy Mike.”
Mike then cried in eternity
by Dr.Anime March 17, 2020
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don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
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Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019
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Roast or get Toast

A phrase meaning "either make fun of others, or you'll be the one made fun of." Often used in gaming, roasting battles, or chat rooms."
"Dude, you better clap back—roast or get toast!"
"The rule is simple: Roast or get Toast!"
by Vex Nighlock(Aka NP) August 18, 2025
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