Rocky Mountain Goodness

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.

"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"

by Gino DaFinksta August 31, 2007

Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008

Neon White and Goodnight

When your about to go to bed but decide to masturbate first!

Getting off Facebook, Neon White and Goodnight

by 14DHoff November 30, 2011

Ohshi my goodness

Used to express complete surprise or disgust when something happens or is said!

Ohshi my goodness it stinks in here.

Ben wants to kiss you.
Ohshi my goodness he's fucking ugly!

Ohshi my goodness exams are today

by sissums December 7, 2012

show your goodies

Showing off your private parts; i.e. your genitilia of sorts for men and women respectively.

Britney, you can't walk out of the house wearing that short pum-pum skirt! You must find something else suitable to wear that isn't going to show your goodies.

by VernacularXTC October 13, 2013

lump of goodness

A mans junk.

My boyfriend has a nice lump of goodness.

by Marciereimer February 18, 2017

sharland's goodie

when you or someone else burns your balls with a cigarette

dude i was so wasted i gave myself a sharland's goodie

by dort in a pang June 24, 2017