Slippery dick

When you fell down the rabbit hole again with a good dick who’s a fuckboy.

Don’t date him again. It’s a slippery dick.

by AgentSunshine September 30, 2018

Dirty Dick

A dirty dick showered with cum or other substances

Well that was great Hannah but now I have dirty dick

by Suckatit man May 17, 2018

Dick Goggles

Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.

In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit

by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018

Dick Fingers

When your fingers smell like smegma.

Charlotte tossed Lewis off and ended up with dick fingers from his dirty cock.

by Redlington May 23, 2018

Cheddar-Dick

An individual who is constantly messing with and disrespecting other people’s property.

Jack came over to my house and lost my chapstick; he is such a cheddar-dick.

by Doctorgaythanson April 17, 2018

Dusty dick

When you put it in an old lady

Tim: yo I fucked Marge.

Phil: nigga you got that old puss

Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.

by Boys ain’t shit May 29, 2018

My dick

The largest, most magestic thing imaginable. You want it.

1 Wow my dick is huge !

by Ishmael56 June 11, 2018