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bury your head in Dorothy's cunt

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.
bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."
by uisguisz March 7, 2025
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Cunt-luck Dinner

To be at a pot-luck dinner, or other social gathering that woman you don't like or hate are more dominant than the others you do like.

Side note: You can be a at a Cunt-luck Dinner with ONLY woman you dont like.
Tim: Dude, how many girls did you say you had last night?
You: Eh, it wasnt that great. It was a real cunt-luck dinner.

Becky: Girl, we were suppose to go shopping yesterday! Where where you?
You: Sorry, I was trapped at a cunt-luck dinner.
by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010
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Cunt

Someone who portrays people out of context in an unfair manner
Eg: Can you believe that cunt? He showed CowChop's landlord some of their edgy videos and got them evicted!
Or
Those cunts at the Wall Street Journal made Pewdiepie look like a Nazi and Maker dropped him.
by CheekyCoont February 16, 2017
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Stupid Cunt

Stupid cunt is someone who has 3 brain cells left and they barely even use 1 of them. This is usually the aftermath of PTSD after being molested by an 80 year old predator named Wendy Escobar
“Elio Ftanou is a stupid cunt”
“Poor Elio Ftanoy, he is a stupid cunt cause of Wendy
by thamnosss June 16, 2022
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cunt mist

Damn ho, you got cunt mist on my Johnson!
by leeroy aceman July 15, 2017
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to toss a cunt

That move your english teacher always does that makes you want to shoot up the class
Man, Miss shithead really tries to toss a cunt sometimes.

Jeez, Mr Fuckoff really tossed a cunt with this one
by Hahafunnyname November 29, 2023
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cunt

The granddaddy of all swear words, in America we're weirdly offended by this word for some reason, whereas the Brits and Aussies know that it's no more offensive than any other vulgar word. Some people say it's inherently a slur against women, which is just silly, it CAN be a slur against women if you're a misogynist shitbird who just uses it that way, otherwise it's just another swear word and we Americans need to get over it.
Literally it's a perfectly good slang word for the female genitals, figuratively it refers to a person (of any gender) who is SO unpleasant and awful, that lesser swear words just won't do, and thus it serves a legitimate linguistic need and we should all stop being such cunts about the word cunt.
In Scotland they practically greet each other by calling each other cunts, why are we so uptight about the word cunt in this stupid cunt-ry?
by q359 July 25, 2023
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