slippery bag

A material pursuit with high inherent risk

"It's not Daquan's fault that he fumbled the bag. It was a slippery bag-- anyone would've fumbled."

by amster1999 December 17, 2023

Douche bag

A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).

1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)

2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.

by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022

bag

joe mama

your a bag

by csbchvzv,cvcdv,cv December 3, 2022

moto bag

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Frank got the new moto bag.

by anonymous December 4, 2022

bag of doom

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain and a bag of doom.

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain (Special-K, by Kelloggs) and a bag of doom (LSD).

Anyone else get a sense of impending doom while tripping on LSD? I took a bag of doom and feel all transcendental now, like I wanna go milk a squirrel. I also can't feel my face when I'm with you.

by Bob Johnson 2022 December 4, 2022

Bag of Dicks

There's no singular use for Bag of Dicks, it's usable to the point of your creativity

An avenue that always gets laughs is to describe the feeling of one's physical condition after some kind of intoxication session

Fuck me, I woke up this morning like a Bag of Dicks

by Sangas December 6, 2022

Twat bag

The little cardboard handle attached to a tea bag so you can pull it out without touching your tea

-“Oh no my twat bag well into my tea”
-“uh oh you’ll have to get a spoon to pull your teabag out”

by Veenerbeaner December 8, 2022