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cheesle

The byproduct of micro-filed calluses and dead skin that closely resembles canned, grated Parmesan cheese mixed with small amounts of grime or mold. Typically, it is discarded as non-biohazard medical waste or fed to pet dust mites.
Cindy: "Mom! Bobby dumped the stuff from your foot grater onto his spaghetti!"

Mom: “Oh Cindy… that’s just my cheesle. Mommy (and Daddy) can always make more, sweetie.”
by SpyderMan63 August 12, 2008
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Cheeser

A guy who always says the sweetest things. They enjoy making people smile and laugh. When you become friends with a cheeser you definately won't regret it. They tend to be very loyal and super sweet. Constantly reminding you how pretty you are and making you feel like your their number one girl. They are an over all amazing guy. A lot of girls want to date him, but he only has his eyes on you. Definitely Boyfriend material. They won't go a day without reminding you how happy you make them. Dating a cheeser would then make you a cheesy couple. He'll remind you everyday why you just had to say yes. He's the gentleman you always wanted
Chelsea: yes my boyfriend is definitely a cheeser.
Honey: why?

Chelsea: because he always has something sweet to say to me.

Honey: well that's what a cheeser does.
by Chewy25 February 1, 2013
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Cheeser

Someone who is dirty looking and/or greasy and gross. but they are dressed up nice in a suit and tie
Eww look at that nasty cheeser. they do not need to be wearing such nice clothes
by ilovesharpiecolors October 26, 2011
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cheeme

A synonym for seminal fluid, as determined by the ruling authorities of Towandian english. Also ecompasses all other forms of tangible existence. Cheeme has the uncanny ability to replace any other word in a sentance and manage to make it sounds profane, vulgar, grotesque, and pervertedly funny, while still satisfying the sentence's comprehendable nature. It's most prominent antonym is Chetch when used in the "general pronoun" context.

Etymology: Towandian perverted nomenclature, similar to english, but fused with a comical and sexual connotation.
Hey, Javier, when you cheemed in my mouth last night, it was so delish. Mmmm, yummy.

"You cheeming cheemer, go cheeme yourself, you mother cheemer!" (funny how it makes sense so well, you know exactly what i mean)
by Shappy loves Javi November 30, 2005
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cheesed it

To have smelled a stinky dick.
Danielle: "Yo, I totally cheesed that guy last night"
Dhanya: "Really? I've never cheesed it. What did you do?"
Danielle: "Well, I told him his balls smelled really bad and he ended up cheesing himself to see if it was true."
by Paigedhanya January 13, 2008
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cheeses of nazareth

a funny way to make fun of that Jesus Christ guy. Because people don't like that dude anymore. It sounds like "jesus of nazareth." get it? It's funny. Jesus...what a stupid bastard. So he died for my sins...but then he got to come back to life 3 days later? What bull-shit. I know of plenty of people who died for better reasons than that...and they didn't get to come back to life 3 days later.
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cheeser

A person who lives in Wancheese, NC. These people do nothing but hunt and fish. They wear fishing boots 24-7 and marry their cousins.
by Scott March 9, 2005
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