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Zach

A man who loves swimming in pee. Usually seen outside of vape shops looking for emo children to befriend, despite being 18. Number 1 sweaty buff furry lover!!!
Guy 1: That guys breath smelt like straight doodoo
Guy 2: must be a zach
by Zachhater69 September 24, 2025
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Zach’s dick

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock
by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023
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Zach

Zach is the best guy you could ever meet he is sweet, caring, protective sometimes but can also be a little bit of a jerk but he's always joking. He is secretive but the best guy to talk to and would definitely be the best boyfriend
Mikayla: Zach is the best ever he always supports me
Corah: Wow your so lucky to have Zach!
by Wolflin December 20, 2023
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Zach

Zach is an awesome some guy, who never leaves his friends’ side for better or for worse. He’s funny, handsome And outgoing. He can be an asshole if you get on his bad side. A lot of people truly understand how kind and caring he is. If you have a Zach in your life, you’re truly lucky.
I’m honestly so fucking glad Zach is one of the homies, idek what I’d do without him.
by Xxxstrangexxx February 1, 2020
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Zach

A "Zach" is something funny.
my class called me zach after i put chlamydia blood stained glass in my teachers socks.
by gugir April 24, 2025
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Zaching

When a dude changes his political views to get attention from women. Zaching can be permanent or temporary depending on who the Zacher is with
Friend 1: bro did you see Kyle talking about abortion rights
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe that shit, he’s just Zaching for karen
by Not a Zacher December 18, 2019
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zach

a dude who has a big dick and will fuck Bethany tonight his gf and will fuck up anyone who gets between him and his friends also has the biggest cock in the whole world and his friends are mostly polish because their strong and will defend him he also smokes weed and vapes and is just a awesome guy and is really good at sex and will fuck the liveing shit out of girls
no one is better then zach
by shagurnan69 February 10, 2022
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