Thousand Year of Pain

When hitting it from behind, before you reach a state of climax, pull out and scream, "Thousand years of pain!!" as you reinsert your penis into her other hole and nut.

I hit Sebrena with the Thousand Year of Pain so hard, she could not sit for 2 days.

by Thousand year of Pain December 11, 2018

For the past...12 years

A meme from a drag queen named Jasmine Masters. When describing something you haven’t done or had for a while you use this phrase. It can also be used when someone keeps doing something.

“You’ve been singing that same song for the past...12 years!!”

by SekcB March 24, 2020

maybe next year

a term that is used when someone asks you to do a favor or give them something

"Hey can I get a sip of your Coke" - Bob
" maybe next year" - Adam

by DBSTud6996 November 4, 2010

Fourth Year Fifths

A tradition at Vanderbilt University during which the seniors (attempt) to drink a fifth of liquor before the kick-off of the last football game of the season.

RAGE, REPENT, RALLY - it's fourth year fifths!

by TheLost November 8, 2011

9 year old

A 9 year old is a wild beast. they can usually be found:
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.

9 year old: hey, want to friend me in fortnite?
Average fortnite player (40 years old): Um... No.
9 year old: Then I'm gonna report you!

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018

seven year itch

The claim that a man will or has the urge to cheat around the 7th year of his marriage.

George: So Bill, feeling that Seven Year Itch yet?
Bill: Yea but I've decided to ignore it.
George: Good man Bill, good man!

by Mar_melmo88 March 25, 2007

15 years of experience

A term used liberally by technology people (mostly systems administrators) who are not yet 30, but still somehow have 15 years of real world experience.

Brian: "I'm not trying to be insulting, I'm just using 15 years of experience doing this stuff to come to a resolution. Its been rare that I've let you guys down in that respect, so don't take it as Brian being insulting, take it as Brian asking you to let Brian worry about the details."

Chris: "Ok, Brian."

by cfarley February 29, 2008