Yard Pickle

A pickle, of any classification, type, or brand, that has been exposed to the elements in a grassy region. Yard pickle classification would include any whole, sliced, or fallen sandwich pickle.

Brendan picked up a yard pickle so that the squirrel would go hungry for the day.

by FatCowMoto March 01, 2021

On Yard

Used when you want to reassure to someone that they're telling the truth. You're basically swearing on your entire fortune.

I promise I didn't steal from that store, On Yard I didn't steal from that store.

by CuunCuunLips June 10, 2022

On Yard

To swear on your yard.

Yahneck Bozo: Hey Mark we're friends right? You trust me right? I promise I didn't steal anything from you.. Oh On yard I didn't steal nothin from you.
Mark: No need to go that far Yahneck.

by CuunCuunLips June 13, 2022

Yard Skank

The skankiest bitch in the prison yard. Always sucking everyone's dick no questions asked.

That Yard Skank Tyrese really sucks a mean dick.

by Hoboshanker May 27, 2024

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

yard move

yard move

"The yard move," I said. "It gets'em every time."

by mergendieler October 24, 2020

yard sale

A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.

I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.

by QuacksO September 09, 2018