Willy Nelson

Older gentleman who smokes marijuana

"Jeff has a couple kids but he's still puffs. He's a real Willy Nelson"

by HAHADude November 01, 2015

weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 04, 2010

Willy Pete

Spitting on your penis and putting it in another persons ear.

You will not believe what just happened, Dave gave Jan a Willy Pete!

by titsmagee2234 November 11, 2010

Dirty Willis

A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.

After I gave her a Dirty Willis she looked like a relief pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

by JCarino June 01, 2006

steamboat willie

when a person takes a shit on their partner's chest and smears it all the way down their body, while smoking a cigar (yelling choo-choo is optional)

Boyfriend: Hey babe, i'm kinda horny lets try a steamboat willie
Girlfriend: Okay i'll get the cubans

by BonerCoveredInShit September 10, 2009

willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.

Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!

by TanyaBo April 28, 2011

Wrapped Willy

The act of masturbating with a condom on.

"I just wacked it in the wrapped willy"

by Draconian69 October 18, 2011