wasted 

To be very intoxicated from the use of alcohol or drugs.

"That guy is so wasted, he can hardly stand up."

wasted by x January 22, 2003

walter white 

this is Sam Smith's middle name.

Person A - Dam Sam's middle name is Walter White.
Person B - I hate Niggers

walter white by JoshuaKennington February 1, 2022

Wasted orgasm 

A wasted orgasm is when you jack off and come but don't feel an orgasm, due to trying to prolong the pre-orgasm pleasure for too long. Usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.

Frat Bro 1: Dude last night I was jacking off and I came and felt nothing, totally fucked up my night.

Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.

Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?

Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?

Wasted orgasm by Alpha as fuck34 August 6, 2010

Soldiers of the wasteland 

The official Dragonforce fan club. complete with discounts, contests, member only vids, and the best hard-core fan forum ever.

a.k.a SOTW

Soldiers of the wasteland is fuckin cool man

Soldiers of the wasteland by makeyan March 16, 2009

Wheel Barrow Wasted 

When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.

Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"

Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"

Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"

Wheel Barrow Wasted by Spiderman Wall Kick February 5, 2012

Walter Johnson High School 

A high school in Bethesda, Maryland. Located right next to a shopping center that fills up during lunch time and right after school. Supposed to be a very good school.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.

The freshmen are ignored.

person: so, where do you go?
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on

Walter Johnson High School by yelloworpington November 10, 2019

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson 

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson by Brookwood April 1, 2008