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cold in my professions, warm in my friendships

a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)

hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
by YourEverydayDemiKid October 2, 2022
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Warm Donut

A warm donut is when you have someone spread their asshole and the other person puts cinnamon and sugar on their dick then proceeds to put the dick in a fast in and out motion creating the anal cavity to heat the then girl licks the cinnamon and sugar off dick - Warm Donut.
"Hey Burny, I did a warm Donut with my gf last night, you should try it with your mrs."
by B & T March 30, 2017
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Warm Marshmellow

When somebody shits in your pillowcase and you lay down and feel the warmth of the shit rise into your ear.
Holy Moly, someone just gave me a warm marshmellow.
by ballsinmouth January 3, 2010
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warm

Musical term that can mean almost anything you want it to mean. Distortion, reverb, heavy bass, just about anything that isn't... uh... "cold". Basically synonymous with "good". Unless it's TOO "warm". Used mostly when talking about synthesizers, guitars, or recording.

Not to be confused with "fat" or "phat".
-"But listen to how WARM it sounds!"
-"Do you mean the mild distortion?"
-"Nah man, it's WARM!"
-"'Warm' is something you feel. It means nothing when talking about music. Water is warm, music is not warm. You're using a blanket term to cover up for your own lack of knowledge. Advertisers only use it because they're pandering to idiots like you."
-"Stfu."
by Bushy McCotton November 10, 2010
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Warm Ones

The beer they drink in England.
Englishman: Lets go get a twelve-pack of warm ones for the party
by E fulmer March 14, 2004
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warm cookie

A phrase to be used like a sexual innuendo and should be followed by the word "ladies" with the action of finger gunning to embarrass and create awkward moments between friends and the oppositie sex.
How about we go back to my place for a nice warm cookie...ladies *finger guns to seal the deal*
by makeitawkward9 September 10, 2014
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Loabal Warming

A phrase giving a name to when your ears feel really hot when you get embarresed. Phrasing derrived from the phrase "Global Warming" Often experienced by clumsy or uncoordinated people.
"Dude, did you see Phil up there, when he dropped the trophy he was so embaresed."
"Yeah i know, serious loabal warming!"
by ieatlolsfortea April 23, 2009
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