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Medium Waffle

Gf: hey wanna fuck?
Me: medium waffle.

Gf : we’re done.
by crowberries April 21, 2018
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cottage waffle

A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”

B: “What did she do this time?”

A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
by NezBarnes December 20, 2017
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saucy waffles

The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.
Look! Here come the saucy waffles!
by Ang3l1n May 2, 2018
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Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
Lord Waffle is lit and cool.
by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018
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Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!
by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018
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Blue Waffle

Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP
by Nuioj August 5, 2018
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Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.
I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.
by ɯ August 23, 2018
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