Smug Twat
Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.
Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.
by Poco Girl April 14, 2015
Get the Smug Twatmug. A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.
by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010
Get the Twat Fivemug. Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.
Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.
Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011
Get the Twat Roastmug. A female that is in dire need of a vaginal cleansing. Not just any gross clam, one that might even be harboring some of the most dangerous mythical creatures. Also disgusting enough to keep away the maybe onlookers. It is a eye-opener of a sight as well as is viewing two straight men having sex, one not so much enjoying it as the other.
Geena: "did you see that raunchy twat in room 28?"
Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."
Genna: "that's fucked up."
Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."
Genna: "that's fucked up."
by thetryplethreat November 16, 2010
Get the raunchy twatmug. 1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.
2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)
2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)
Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.
Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.
Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.
by drodhertzer August 19, 2014
Get the dry-twattedmug. A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.
Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"
by TheGaugeQueen April 23, 2014
Get the Twat stampmug. Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!
by smarties37 May 12, 2014
Get the twat swattermug.