A side chick.
Basically when your married and have a girlfriend on the side.
Other related expressions can be a crocodile in the woods or a bird in a bus
Basically when your married and have a girlfriend on the side.
Other related expressions can be a crocodile in the woods or a bird in a bus
A-Hey mate I just spent a rocking night with my bunny in a tree
B- That's awesome man but don't tell your wife.
B- That's awesome man but don't tell your wife.
by Trousers08 July 8, 2018
Get the bunny in a treemug. There's a tree in the meadow
With a stream drifting by
And carved upon that tree I see
"I love you till I die"
I will always remember
The love in your eye
The day you carved upon that tree
"I love you till I die"
But further on down lovers' lane
A silhouette I see
I know you're kissing someone else
I wish that it were me
By that tree in the meadow
My thoughts always lie
And wherever you go, you'll always know
I love you till I die
With a stream drifting by
And carved upon that tree I see
"I love you till I die"
I will always remember
The love in your eye
The day you carved upon that tree
"I love you till I die"
But further on down lovers' lane
A silhouette I see
I know you're kissing someone else
I wish that it were me
By that tree in the meadow
My thoughts always lie
And wherever you go, you'll always know
I love you till I die
by Death Menace July 1, 2022
Get the A Tree in the Meadowmug. by Bojackhorseman November 19, 2014
Get the tree vibemug. When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....
Onto a tree
Onto a tree
by i dont know February 18, 2021
Get the Tree Shitmug. Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.
Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.
by MercElite November 8, 2019
Get the Tree Clownmug. When a man shits in his hand, rubs it on his pubic hair, and recieves a blow job, it is known as a cocoa tree. This is because as the "bitch" is giving him a blow job, she gets "cocoa" all over her forehead.
by JMon 60 April 10, 2010
Get the Cocoa Treemug. The TOK to the TIC of life and times:
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;
2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;
2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.
I had a date to study the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge with my ex after we got back together, and that stupid dead dumb fuck gave me the God damn Herpes! His piece of shit ass fucked her piece of shit cunt and came out with herpes of shit lifetime of deadly disease! If only I chose to Heed God's warning I'd still have my life in the garden.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 9, 2022
Get the Tree Of Knowledgemug.