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metaphysical therapist

A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 12, 2023
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Alex_thegamer33 is naturally given boss
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Alex_thegamer33 will continue no matter what
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Hostage Therapy

(Noun)
A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.
Michael: I just had the worst plane experience ever.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.
by Amity Islander November 29, 2024
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Goontroconvulsive Therapy

Goontroconvulsive therapy or goontroshock therapy is a psychiatric treatment where goontosis is metaphysically induced by flashing terabytes of adult film content through a brain computer interface all in a moments time sending them into a seizure like state. The device contains a chip and electrode arrays of more than 1,000 superthin, flexible conductors that can transfer however much data you want in mere seconds.
I heard Jeremy went and got some goontroconvulsive therapy work done. I don’t notice much of a difference in his personality or anything strange, although he does seem slightly happier. I ought’ to try it sometime Tom... You’ve heard of goontroconvulsive therapy, have you not?
by GalaxySniffer420 February 20, 2024
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The Therapy Center

A discord server that's basically for therapy, Owned by Stin

(cord.)
Pro: Hey have you joined TTC?

Noob: Whats a TTC?

Pro: TTC stands for the therapy center!
by Apxllo March 4, 2024
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The Therapy Center

P1:Hey are you suicidal?
P2: Yeah, why?
P1: you should join the therapy center bro
by Apxllo March 15, 2024
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