io jamming

An attempt to divert attention away from a direct question by overloading a response with information (See information overload).

"I asked John if he accidentally rebooted the server and he responded by IO jamming for the next half hour about his hectic afternoon."

"My girlfriend asked me if I've been dating other chicks, so I just started IO jamming until she forgot what she asked me."

by treehead February 20, 2007

Life Jam

Where you get beaten up by some life jam man to get free samples

Use LIFE JAM! It really works!

by OMORI-DEFINITIONS February 21, 2021

Jam spanner

Noun, description of penis erect.

I used my jam spanner on her, sweet!

by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010

that’s my jam

That’s my jam refers to music. When u say that’s my jam, it means you like the music that’s playing.

(Music) “That’s my jam!” exclaimed Brody.

by Dictiodude May 5, 2018

pickle jam

When you shove your cock so far up a girl, its uncomfortable.

Bro, i just pickle jammed alexa last night!

by lonely boy1 October 23, 2011

clam jam

The female version of a sausage fest. A gathering of only women.

We need some guys up in here. This is turning out to be a clam jam.

by poopsie1987 March 6, 2009

Traffic Jam

Getting railed in the butt by 2+ men. (or women)

Sorry I was late for work, there was one hell of a traffic jam.

by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013