I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
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feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink
Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me
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Feeding her

Letting the leg kick and the hands chop
Did you see Cameron at the rave?” , “No, but I heard he was ‘feeding her’ some” .
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Bird Feeding

Bird Feeding is when 2 people are kissing after one of them have just vomited
Bird Feeding is also when 2 people are kissing and one of them vomit in the mouth of the other
Daniel: "Bro, what did you and Stacy do last night?"
Greg: "Bro, no cap, she was Bird Feeding me last night"
Daniel: "what the fuck ew"
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Feeding the Geese

When you rub your thumb, index, and middle finger together infront of your cock to make it look like your master-baiting
Look at James over there Feeding The Geese, what a guy
by Linden&James December 10, 2024
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to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.
man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?
by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 01, 2017
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