a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank.....mug. Danger Ranger is also known as Cocaine in the drug world. Because cocaine gives you power and the feeling like a power ranger which is why it’s called danger ranger.
by Tuco Salamander May 8, 2023
Get the Danger Rangermug. Jordan Peterson "Be dangerous... But not to me... Or my kids... Be dangerous FOR me... TO my enemies... So I don't have to... "
Hym "You're not. They people maiming your kids are. YOU are not. THEY are."
Hym "You're not. They people maiming your kids are. YOU are not. THEY are."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
Get the Dangerousmug. This act is done by one man, and one man only. They call him “Danger” because everyone fears him. His sexual fetish is one that is never heard of before, but encouraged for all. The “Stranger Danger” move involves clamping two pegs on your nipples and then rubbing tomato sauce all over your head and armpits.
by BigDickusMickus May 19, 2020
Get the Stranger Dangermug. Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.
Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.
by Beasticles May 12, 2020
Get the Danger Mastymug. When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.
by River Otter November 2, 2020
Get the Dangerous Dragonmug.