Dinky Cheese

White and smelly residue found around the head of a penis. Only happens when a male's penis is not circumcised. It's caused by bacteria build-up under the fore-skin.

Friend 1: Dude, what kinda cheese you got? im trying to make a sandwich
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(

by ElPhenomeno01 July 24, 2011

Cheese Peel

When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.

I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Raw Cheese

When Cheese is raw, uncooked. Perfect for raw cheese sandwiches. Note: grilled cheese sandwiches do not count. Cooking said cheese negates the rawness.

Hey, Phil brought a raw cheese sandwich for lunch.

by D Shift Squad May 27, 2018

Slice of cheese

This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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Ben - Now that was a bad shot
Paul- That my friend was a slice of cheese

by Bensondelbenson April 15, 2021

cheese-muncher

1) A person who is aroused by ones body cheeses.

2) A person who eats fromunda cheese / ear cheese / boob cheese/ butt cheese

3) Booty sweat / Ass Juice

4) Residence of Wisconsin

5) An act you can pay a hooker to do for a price

Mayor of Munchy: "Hey McFly, I got this girl in Green Bay to do something nasty!"

McFly: " What? When you went deer hunting in the U.P. for a week?"

Mayor of Munchy: "Ya Dude, our last day there, I meet a cheese-muncher!"

McFly: "Huh?"

Mayor of Munchy: "She ate my fromunda cheese. It was so gross!"

by Cheese4green September 23, 2011

Rodeo Cheese

Rodeo Cheese (noun): the excrement emitted when farting a compound of cum, poop, and lube onto the male’s torso by the rider engaging in reverse-cowgirl anal intercourse.

The rodeo cheese was so caked into my chest hair, I had to give in and just shave it off.

by ElMuchoDingDong16 July 8, 2018

regretta cheese

Older, less appealing, fumunda cheese of days gone by. The definitive limberger of all the crotch cheeses, which once happened upon, the finder rues their misfortune often never fully recovering from the experience.

I thought there was old gym socks in her pockets but it was actually regretta cheese! I didn't know fumunda could go bad.

Once you go regretta, you never get better!

by Ericter December 31, 2008