yellow sock

Yellow sock: When a man has to much anal sex, his anus becomes streched out and he no longer able to control his bowel movemnets. He is therefor forced to place a sock in his anus to stop stool for falling out. The sock inevitably turns the yellows-bown color and hense the name "yellow sock." Note this condition is common in the male prison population.

The inmate had developed a mild case of yellow sock form his cell mates frequen late night vists.

by zelgadiss May 24, 2007

sock robber

Someone from and undesirable area of Liverpool (Kirkby or Bootle)

See John there, he's a pyar sock robber im la

by Louskilou July 25, 2018

Interracial socks

When you wear one black and one white sock.

Look at that guy, he is rockin' the interracial socks. FACT.

by karikristin August 11, 2011

wool sock

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!

“Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”

by Smashatime December 21, 2017

Mud Sock

a natural phenomenon which occurs when anal sex goes seriously wrong, resulting in ones member being completely covered in faeces from tip to base.

yes i was with her last night, except after receiving the most horrific mud sock ever, i'm not sure if i'll be seeing her again.

by p-oke-her-face October 20, 2010

petrified sock

(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock

1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.

by Shockey86 January 31, 2005

jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003