The male or female that shares that little 5X5 room you get to call home for what ever time the judicial system sees fit to keep your ass locked up.
by Jimmy-James December 9, 2008

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.
i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).
by Azzaazza December 31, 2008

A small white doggo who borked until 1/19/17... Now he can be found on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

by neygan December 27, 2020

John: (Comes home bruised and tattered)
Abby: "What happend to you?"
John: "A pack of detroit dogs chased me two blocks down Woodward after the Red Wings game!"
Abby: "What happend to you?"
John: "A pack of detroit dogs chased me two blocks down Woodward after the Red Wings game!"
by Swarley Brown December 10, 2009

by Emma85 February 8, 2007

Your only friend.
by Maybe :p October 5, 2015
