Fun on the tracks

Forced fun. Where the sense of enjoyment is created artificially. As if the good times were on train tracks.

‘Let’s play ring of fire’

‘Idk mate sounds like fun on the tracks to me’

by Loz.a July 22, 2022

Track Flowcaine

A highly-addictive song. Flow so stimulating it causes withdrawal symptoms, like Crack Cocaine.

Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.

Kara stayed home and inhaled Track Flowcaine in her track den.

by nolandc February 14, 2020

Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 9, 2024

Ohio Track Attack

When two people piss and jizz on someone when they are running

I just Ohio Track Attacked someone

by Jayme Closs April 25, 2024

Let me stop in my tracks

The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.

Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.

Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...

by De Pompoozle January 6, 2017

track

A disc golf course, so called because the course flows each hole in a certain order.

Yo mang! There's a killer DG track in Ashville worth cheggin out!

by DGYeetMang July 8, 2025

11 tracks of whack

The late Walter Beckers(1/2 of the. Jazz/rock duo steely dan) 1st solo album released in 1994 and produced by his duo partner donald fagen.

I got Walter Beckers "11 tracks of whack"cd at a used bookstore.

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021