jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Jewish U turn

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.

Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.

Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”

by Crashlandon July 27, 2025

Jewish Rape

When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.

Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks

Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape

by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025

jewish slave

A Jewish slave is a person who followed the Jewish religion from 1939-1945 who worked for the Nazis in the concentration camps of Auschwitz and other camps around Poland

Bro I feel so bad for Jewish slaves

by theypissmeoff123 June 4, 2022

jewish

(Adjective) you are jewish when you decide to save money to the detriment of you quality of life.

John: You remember Johnny who graduated with us? He's rich AF but is still living in that shack of a house

Jerry: Yeah, he's gone full Jewish

by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025

Jewish Hitler

Hitler was actually jewish. Jewsih hitler

Bro: Jewish Hitler pooped in 1942

by AMOGUS445 June 5, 2025