turtle season 

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you

Turtle season is coming!

turtle season by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017

Turtle Storm 

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice

“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

“I know she’s so annoying”

Turtle Storm by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018

Turtle Egg 

Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...

Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!

Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!

Turtle Egg by Schmendt February 24, 2018

turtle piss 

the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out

Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer

turtle piss by South central Prodigy May 24, 2018

Turtle Moo 

an insult used by abby’s to describe a real shithead

Wtf you're neighbor is a ..... Turtle moo

Turtle Moo by a-parent-ly August 11, 2018

turtle teasers 

When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser

I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!

turtle teasers by ardisT October 28, 2018

Turtle Balls 

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.

I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike

Turtle Balls by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 1, 2019