the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.
"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?
by KTKate January 14, 2006
An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo
"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."
"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."
"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"
"...oh, she's just retarded."
"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."
"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"
"...oh, she's just retarded."
by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.
by bryanaka March 15, 2015
“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”
by KittyCloset February 23, 2020
1) to admit the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.
Ryan came out of the closet wearing his mom's pink dress just as his parents walked through the door. At that point he realized he might as well just come out of the closet.
by Nick D November 17, 2003
Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.
Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.
Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.
by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 26, 2019
A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009