door mat

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.

guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go

by ford408 May 25, 2009

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Locked Door

After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.

Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...

by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011

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door hinge

something that doesn't rhyme with orange. Notice the difference between -ange and -inge. Orange does not rhyme with door hinge. GET USED TO IT!!!

door hinge is two words.
It is a part on a door.

by mr.Brown September 4, 2006

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Door Dumper

A favorite in college dorms. The act of filling a large garbage can with water and leaning it against an adversaries door, knocking and walking away. When the person opens the door, they and their room are flooded with the water from the can.

That guy was acting like a jerk at the party so I gave him a door dumper!

by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 15, 2013

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