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Lag-Switch 

The act of giving someone a Hand-Job
Kelsey Lag-Switched Josh with enough passion to power the sun for an eternity.
Lag-Switch by ThehomeboyzCZJG December 28, 2013

Sarcastic switch 

When you say something in a sarcastic manner and someone doesn't understand you're being sarcastic, and starts arguing your very point in a direct manner. Then in turn you argue against your mutual point of view with them in order to further make a jackass out of them.

Works in a group of people who are listening and can laugh at them with you.
Sarcastic switch :

1. That R. Kelly guy really caught a lot of undue bs for pissing on that girl!

2. She was only fourteen! How would you feel if that was your daughter!

1. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!

2. You're a pervert!

1. Quit being uptight, Dudley do right!

The PMS bitch switch 

Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.
Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch

Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH
The PMS bitch switch by the mix up September 3, 2011

Flippin' 12 Switch 

The phrase used to describe one who is overreacting, freaking out, trippin, mentally nuts'd, or just generally out of it.
Sarah: OMG. I can't believe he ASKED THAT.
Jae: EW I KNOW I WAS FLIPPIN' 12 SWITCH!!

flipped the switch 

When a female breaks up with a long term boyfriend, and becomes hot and cute.
When I asked her why she was so cute, she said she just broke up with her boyfriend, I told her she just flipped the switch . Seriously she was amazing with the nose ring, the hat and those sunglasses. I wanted to pounce!