swindon

A little Industrial town near Bath, darlin'

'Ello you three, im from Swindon, a little industrial town near Bath, which doesn't even have a Cathedral. Fair dues!

by p February 13, 2004

Swinderman

a man who lacks a chin, has nipples located right above the anal cavity, and smells like mail pouch tobacco.

Wow, whats his problem? He's just a Swinderman

by Us People April 22, 2006

Swine Harp

when "porking" a chick from behind the act of plucking one of her pubic hairs sretching it across the anus and blowing across it until it whistles.

John was cursed with a small penis therefore he impressed his girlfriend by playing a tune on her swine harp.

by Joe Teague May 26, 2008

Swine Flu

A term used to describe a group of cops or pigs especially when they're making arrests or breaking up a party. Swine flu is known to be a fatal illness for parties.

Did you go to that party last night?
Yea it was weak though, it had the swine flu so it was over hella early.

by freshaholic May 3, 2009

Breezy Swing

A slang term for a person's penis and balls.

Dood, Matt got kicked in the breezy swing and hit the ground crying.

by Travis, Kyle, Rayce October 9, 2006

Swing da bonk

No set, known definition has been had for this phrase. Often considered slang, this phrase can be placed almost anywhere in any sentence to convey any meaning. This is often confused with the phrase "Swing da boomp" and "Swing da bump"

"Yo, is dat Swedish Fish? Swing da bonk."

by Capeten February 1, 2009

Swing Hangover

When seated on a swing, the fat that hangs out over the swings seat originating from the thighs and butt.

Person 1: I need to loose some weight, I have a Swing Hangover.

by Needle Nose March 17, 2009