Mormon Delaware Squeeze

A situation in which two or more polygamist families are forced to combined either by removing the alpha male of one family or bluntly trading sections of one family to another...

Man did you here about the Mormon Delaware Squeeze in Northern Utah, it most of been rough combining that many people.

by DarthTatafier July 31, 2010

tight squeeze

A game or an art form made up by horny school boys involving stroking a mans breast/chest region either doing it to ones self or to another male. This is perhaps the greatest way to begin a conversation or simply to make friends. Homosexuals are excluded from these activities so before beginning, one must ask each player a simple question "are u gay?". If the answer is yes, discontinue this game immediately. Other forms of this game include: licking ones hand and gently touching the nipple or gently squeezing ones breast and expressing a "im biithhexuuaall" facial expression. This game originated from the dark corners of a physics classroom by one boy who enjoyed touching another boy. It somehow escaped the corners of this classroom and the rest is history...

(boy 1 performs the tight squeeze)
boy 2: wtf are you doing man???????
boy 1: hahahhahahaa....man its the latest craze...
boy 2: man you r soo wierd
boy 1:...this is awkward ey?
boy 2:...yehhhh
(ten years later both boys are caught cheating on eachothers husbands)

by charles connor steve April 28, 2006

squeezebox

Er...it's squeezey. Open for misconception.

I love my squeezebox, wanna touch it?

by Squeezy Mc. Squeeze May 19, 2003

squeeze the juice

Giving a hand job

a girl giving a hand job

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Squeezer

A device for smoking weed. Includes a squeze bottle, tape, tube, lighter and joint. Making a squeezer.

'Dude, let's smoke outta the squeezer!'
'Roll a j so we can smoke outta the squeezer!'

by Army Brat three March 18, 2010

squeezebox

Refers to a large, often unintelligent group of teenagers who are commonly referred to as "jocks".

That squeezebox just ordered four bacon-egg-and-cheese bagels.

by Iamgoodtoo May 18, 2007

The Italian lemon squeeze

Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.

We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.

by TheLemonLicker June 5, 2018