Nolan (had too many drinks): “my dog is blue and he told me that he could sing the full lyrics to Creep by Radiohead.”
Carter: “Dude he’s spouting a bunch of lemon-speak!”
Carter: “Dude he’s spouting a bunch of lemon-speak!”
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025
Get the the problem is that people want me to speak at a certain pitch and I will not mug.Hym "I didn't claim to be the president. And if you're talking about Trump he literally IS the president. You are literally just saying the opposite of what I'm saying regardless of whether or not it's true. If they can just 'speak lies to his truth' then our politics isn't real. At all. There is no reason for them to even talk to eachother. They can just sit at home and vote by mail. I guess, no reason to talk other than to coordinate their lies. That's why I am not being charged. Explicitly. Because I would be both exonerated and receive the credit I deserve. And the people violating and/or allowing the public violation of my rights would meet the end they deserve."
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by Berseal November 24, 2021
Get the Berseal Speak Griffin mug.Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
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"Figuratively speaking" is a phrase used to clarify that the speaker is not speaking literally but rather using figurative language to make a point or convey a concept.
When someone says "figuratively speaking," they are typically emphasizing that the statement should not be taken literally but rather as a figure of speech or an exaggeration for effect.
When someone says "figuratively speaking," they are typically emphasizing that the statement should not be taken literally but rather as a figure of speech or an exaggeration for effect.
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