Spanish Bath

When your sharing a bath with your lady, she starts by sucking you off, then you do her from behind until she cums.

Got home late from work last night & walked straight into a Spanish Bath...........nearly knocked her through the wall !!!

by Lost Brummie July 17, 2009

Spanish Inquisition

As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.

No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.

by Monni Clever August 19, 2008

sanity

a lie made up 2 confuse people lik me.

sanity is overated.frolicing with ur imaginary friends in the middle of a 4 way intersection isn't. RAINBOW ASSMONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wat was i supposed 2 write here! i'm confused! help me!!!! January 30, 2004

Spanish Inquisition

A sexual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators.

" Holy shit! That Spanish inquisition felt AWESOME!!!!"

by ManCHiLds February 6, 2012

spankter valve

The asshole on a woman. The valve that opens and closes when a woman takes a dump.

Last night I greased up Lynch's mammy and fucked her right up her "spankter valve"

by sammy saucerhead December 31, 2004

Spanish Escalator

A group of Mexican women stacked on top of each other, covered in taco sauce and chili peppers. A guy then proceeds to individually ass-rape each girl with a nacho-cheese covered dick.

Dude, I went to Sanchez's party, there was a Spanish Escalator going on.

by E.E. Atbls May 28, 2009

Spañata

An authentic Spanish Piñata.

I was at my Mexican friends party...they had a Spañata!!

by Sweet Faux Pas January 1, 2008